collecting rejections

Subject: Rejection is easier to swallow with chicken flavoring.

Tear open the email, pull out the hard block of words. Retrieve a pan from the cabinet and fill with water. Place the pan on the stove and bring to a boil. Ensure the water is fully boiling before you add the rough contents of the email. Now, retrieve a bowl from the cabinet. Rip open the foil packet and add in the chicken seasoning. Stir as the contents expand before your eyes, evolving from their previous state to something new. Drain water to desired level. Sit down and dig in!

P.S. Contemplate the life-giving properties of scalding water and rejection emails.