Makeup

And hairspray

And high heels

And perfume

And waist training

And marriage

And book reading

And nice clothes

And child bearing

And healthy foods

And teeth whitening

And exercising

And good conversation

And tanning

And baking

And intellectual thoughts

And socializing

And meekness

And good sense of humor

And helping

Then we die

And we have to wear a bra to our own funeral to not offend others