And hairspray
And high heels
And perfume
And waist training
And marriage
And book reading
And nice clothes
And child bearing
And healthy foods
And teeth whitening
And exercising
And good conversation
And tanning
And baking
And intellectual thoughts
And socializing
And meekness
And good sense of humor
And helping
Then we die
And we have to wear a bra to our own funeral to not offend others